Dear Joshua Ryan Hutcherson


It has come to my attention in light of recent snapshots that you are currently in the business of growing a neck beard. Such facial hair on a young man is very off putting and does not, how you say, make my “panties drop”. Such a beard is oftentimes associated with rapists, thugs, and the occasional douchebag which you sir are not in the company of. It would bring pleasure to my countenance if you could remove the offending facial hair at your earliest convenience.

Best regards:

A concerned fan



jawshfuckerson:

finnickshardtrident:

It’s sad because when you look at the full picture of Peeta he looks pretty confident and everything but when you just stare at his face it’s softer and almost looks a little sad and all I picture is Haymitch saying: “He wanted it to be real.” 

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How To Be A Heartbreaker [X]



So I went on gizoogle.net which basically translates everything into gangsta language and found the lyrics to Peeta Baby and tHEY ARE GANGSTER-IFIED AND IM DYING

Parody lyrics by samiamtan

Peeta baby, slip a pearl under tha tree, For mah dirty ass.

I’ve been a wack phat girl,

Peeta baby, n’ hurry from tha Capitol tonight.

Peeta baby, 200 speed train hoopty too, Light blue.

I’ll wait up fo’ yo ass dear,

Peeta baby, n’ hurry from tha Capitol tonight.

Think of all tha cheese buns I’ve missed,

Think of Gale dat I’ve might’ve kissed,

Next year I could be oh, so dead,

If tha playa from two shootz mah crazy ass again,

Boo doo bee doo. [background]

Peeta honey, I wanna watch,

And straight-up that’s a lot,

with a mockingjay face,

Peeta baby, n’ hurry from tha Capitol tonight.

Peeta cutie, there’s one muthafuckin thang dat I straight-up don’t need - tha deed.

To a coal mine,

Peeta cutie, n’ hurry from tha Capitol tonight.

Peeta baby, fill mah stockin wit some arrows, And squirrels.

I blast em muthafuckin right up in tha eye

Peeta baby, n’ hurry from tha Capitol tonight.

Come n’ trim mah hangin tree,

With some decorations brought from Effie,

I straight-up do believe up in you,

I hope yo ass believe there ain’t a mutt up in me,

Boo doo bee doo. [background]

Peeta baby, forgot ta mention one lil thang, A ring.

From Caesar Flickerman’s show,

Peeta baby, n’ hurry from tha Capitol tonight,

Hurry from tha Capitol tonight,

Hurry from tha Capitol tonight



I mean my hair could look better, but…

I mean my hair could look better, but…



So yesterday I found out Josh Hutcherson and I won “little mister and miss Boone county” the same year. This means that I met Josh when we were 4. WE RODE IN A PARADE TOGETHER.

THERE ARE PICTURES OF BABY JOSH AND BABY ME TOGETHER OUT THERE!

So I’m thinking of actually going to my county library and looking through old Boone County Recorders just to see if I can find anything because I KNOW it was announced  in the local papers but my grandma can’t find the article that she kept for years and internet archives apparently don’t go back to august 1997.

I’m officially on a mission. 





  • Uncle 1: oh look it's "the hunger games" in this magazine! you should read it!
  • Me: oh cool!
  • Uncle 2: so is the sequel to "the hunger games" "the thirsty games"?
  • Uncle 2: hahahahaha
  • Uncle 1:
  • Me:
  • Uncle 1:
  • Me:
  • Uncle 2: ha ha?
  • Uncle 2:
  • Me: no.


gpoy.



why couldn’t Josh Hutcherson have accidentally told who was cast as finnick?