• Uncle 1: oh look it's "the hunger games" in this magazine! you should read it!
  • Me: oh cool!
  • Uncle 2: so is the sequel to "the hunger games" "the thirsty games"?
  • Uncle 2: hahahahaha
  • Uncle 1:
  • Me:
  • Uncle 1:
  • Me:
  • Uncle 2: ha ha?
  • Uncle 2:
  • Me: no.


Sometimes my mom likes to remind me that I’m not really going to marry Josh Hutcherson.

Sometimes I like to remind my mom that she was a mistake.



So I have a friend who went to middle school with Jennifer Lawrence.

MONTHS ago he gave me her real facebook page to try to be her friend since he was already friends with her.

and this morning JENNIFER FREAKING LAWRENCE ACCEPTED MY FRIEND REQUEST